Completed by the subject. Reviewed by the subject. Approved by the subject, who saw no reason not to.
| Name on file | Bird. |
| Location | Rowley, Massachusetts. |
| Household | One man, by his own rules. The rules are posted where he can see them. |
| Occupation | Several. Most of them self-appointed. |
| Interests | Antiques, birds, lawn doctrine, throw pillows, canning, and a well-made board of cheese and meats. |
| Known associates | Crows. Relations are cordial and conducted at a distance. |
| Attire | See Fig. 1. The shirt remains under review. |
| Temperament | Calm. Brave about small things. Brave at length. |
| Current status | Living alone. Documenting the results. |
| Disposition | FILED |